You're not Mr. T. Now fuck off out of my childhood.

Noticed that there was a new A-Team movie out. Cool, I thinks to myself. Mr. T's fucken awesome, and while the bloke who played Hannibal is dead, and who knows or cares about what happened to the blokes who played The Face and Murdoch, and the Token Chick no-one gives a shit about anyway.So, I think, I'll see who's got the gig as Hannibal. A quick Google search reveals some Irish fucker is Hannibal. Liam Neeson's not too bad, except he's not smoking cigars and being fucking smart...

...
...AND SOME FUCKWICKET FUCKING TALENTLESS FUCKING KNOB-CANCEROUS LESION CALLED QUINTON 'RAMPAGE' JACKSON IS MR. T.
WHO?
WHAT THE ARSE-RAPING FUCK?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING T?

WHY?
I grew up with the A-Team. If a show was ever designed for young boys, then it was the original A-Team. And I was a young boy when The A-Team was at it's fucking zenith.
Shit blows up, Mr. T wallops various assembled fools and/or suckers, drives his van and teaches kids to not do drugs and stay in school and drink milk like The Phantom, Murdoch acts insane and The Face gets the women. All pretty high in the kickarse stakes for 8 year old boys. But mainly Mr. T. Everyone idolised the T - so much so that the A-Team as a show was designed around the fact that everyone thought he should have indeed pitied Rocky Balboa more in Rocky 3 and created something to hang around Mr. T turning up and dealing with aforementioned suckers and fools.In fact, I credit the fact that I am not addicted to 17 different types of illicit drugs solely to Mr. T being The Fucking Shit.

So, I looks on the Net and finds some shocking things, so shocking that people without a strong disposition should avert their eyes.



This is a poor imposter. A fool, or a sucker, as Mr. T would be wont to say.

Not the lack of jewellery, no denimy frilly stuff, and the lack of the fact that it's not Mr. T. What's even more interesting is that Mr. T is not listed anywhere in the credits. Whatsoever. Apparently he turned a cameo down. I don't know if the response to the cameo offer might have been done using the word "fool" to describe the producer and screenwriters and other cunts associated with this utter fucking travesty.

Now get the fuck out of my fucking childhood, and don't ruin one of the coolest things to happen in the 1980's, whoever the fuck you are.